On his awesome blog, Mr. Honner recently put forth a terrible discount and solicited worse discounts. This might by cheating somewhat because I found it online, but still….
On the flipside, it is eligible for Amazon Prime shipping.
A Response to ‘Worst Discount Ever’
emergent math 
This is totally cheating, but admirable, nonetheless.
I am, however, a bit concerned about your shopping habits.
Please don’t judge me: six year old daughter, near Christmas – I have no say in such things.